FORT WORTH, Texas (May 1) – Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business.
VALLEJO, Calif. – A man has been arrested for allegedly punching a camel on a dare at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. Vallejo police say 24-year-old Christopher Allen was dared by a friend to enter a restricted area at the theme park where the camel was kept, and punch it
ZION, Ill. – Steve Kreuscher wants a judge to allow him to legally change his name. He wants to be known as “In God We Trust.” The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he’s worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase “In God We Trust” from U.S. currency.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand -Two women were hospitalized after a New Zealand cafe mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as mulled wine.
DENVER – A Denver man who wants the city to be prepared for space aliens is proposing a commission to deal with the matter. The assistant city attorney says he doesn’t know what officials will ask about Jeff Peckman’s proposal during next week’s “review and comment” meeting. Peckman says an 18-member commission would form a strategy “dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.” The 54-year-old Peckman also needs 4,000 signatures to get his proposal on the November ballot.

In the our show Doghouse with Baddog we greet people who come in the chat with a four letter word that starts with “F”. It is not meant to be mean or offensive, just to be different from everyone else. It got started back in July when we was told we say the word to much, and nobody wants to hear it. Well we kinda of took offense to it, and decided we are going to say it more. Jack Ingram did a song called “love you“. In words sounds real nice, but if you really listen to the words, he was meaning the “f” word. So we are doing the opposite, when we give you a good old “f”, we mean the opposite.
Well we have been doing this for almost a year, but never really asked the people if they are offended. So this is what this blog is all about, we want to know;
Are you offended, by the F-Bomb

Is the f-word offensive to you?
( surveys)

CONCORD, N.H. — A high school senior who was charged in a drug sting set up by a rival school’s principal is suing district officials over his lengthy suspension. John Huckins has sued the Concord School District, Superintendent Chris Rath and his principal, Gene Connelly, over his suspension. Huckins is attending classes until a judge reaches a decision. The lawsuit alleges the school district neglected to provide the written charges against him and inform him he could bring a lawyer to his suspension hearing.

Is it me or have making laws gotten out of hand? I was in a dog food factory today and by law I had to wear a hairnet and a hairnet for my goatee. I may contaminate the dog food with my hair. You know that toilet drinking, butt sniffing, crotch bitting dog may have my goatee hairs in it and upset the diet balance of the dog. Is it we have stupid people or do the lawmakers think we all are a bunch of dumbasses? Their is some dumb laws out there and its scares the crap out of me that they are there. I dont know if Im scared if they made them or that someone actually does this stuff that warrents someone to make a law for it. Here is a few examples

Arizona
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
• In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

Now for the WTF crazy crook moment;

McAllen, Texas – A woman in McAllen, Texas, accused of robbing two banks this month gave investigators the break that they needed to identify her on April 14, when she passed a threatening note to a teller with her name and address on the back. Identified as 33-year-old Maria Garcia, scrawled the holdup message on the back of a completed food-stamp application just moments before entering the Capital One Bank branch in the downtown section of the city.

Shout out to my favorite jew. Ester Goldberg who made myspace featured Comedian. Well deserved and make us rednecks proud.
Well it wouldnt be the doghouse if i didnt discuss what is on everyones mind and thats sex. Straight up, sex is what you make of it. Some said it doesnt matter the size (of course it helps), but how you use it. While others said it was very important to them. We talked two hours today about sex, with different opinions and ideas. I thing the most important thing we learned is you have to talk to your partner on how they like to have it and tell them what you like. Just because you liked to get spanked doesnt mean your partner does. You may be suprised in what they like. It could be as little as a smooth talk or as big as they liked to be spanked. Each person likes to do things in their own little way. Sex drives change, so dont think talking about it once will be enough. One day they like to do role playing and the next maybe they want to be dominated and spanked.
Well as you can read, the doghouse is never closed minded about things. I think when you stop discussing things, (right or wrong) your mind becomes blurred between fact and fiction. Besides, there is to much humor into finding out what crazy things people can get into. You find out sometimes the quiet people, turn out to love to dress up in school girl outfits and parade around in front of their man for sexual stimulation. So always discuss what you like, heck maybe they may like it too.. So Shelly get over here so I can spank you

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