Everybody knows that rednecks can’t be geeks too, right? That has always been the conventional wisdom; which is how the Redneck Radio Network came to be the under-the-radar, low-flying, heat-seeking truth-missile of comedy that is now found on Ustream. Nobody was looking for geeky rednecks, and all of us involved in our little network slouched, slumped, and back-doored our way to number 10 on MySpace’s Country/Redneck comedians. That’s right. The Doghouse with Baddog, the RRN’s flagship webcast, is now rubbing elbows with some cool comedy acts in the USA.

Julia Nunes will be Live in the Doghouse with baddog on Friday 2/6/09 at 7pm est. The interview will be streaming from Agnes Scott College in Decatur, GA. We won’t be really doing a conventional interview. Julia and her managers are aware that this will be a streaming comedy show, and Julia is going to be part of the comedy. The Doghouse is most definitely NOT a meemaw-friendly show. In deference to the fact that Julia Nunes’ mama is probably going to watch the show, we will make a serious effort to clean up our language a bit. The subject matter that is likely to come up, however, ain’t always going to be rated PG. Our comedy is improvisational, and the language is probably not going to play well with parents of minors. I must tell you that we do intend to introduce Julia to redneck words like mammyrammer and goobersmoocher. She’s a yankee, and we can’t let her visit the South without giving her the best education that we have at our disposal. She’s young and impressionable. It will be good for her, and good for our audience.

Lets join Rob Blagojevich’s day with the use of pictures

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan? Read on. (Pretty funny and accurate!!)

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you might live in Michigan.

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Michigan.

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.

You know you’re a true MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when:

1. “Vacation” means going up north on I-75.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard wthout flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

11.You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

12.You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

13.Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

14.You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

15.Down South to you means Ohio.

16.A brat is something you eat.

17.Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

18.You go out to fish fry every Friday.

19.Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20.You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21.You find 0 degrees “a little chilly”.

22.You drink pop and bake with soda.

23.Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it’s not medicine.

24.You can actually drink Vernors without coughing.

25.You know what a Yooper is.

26.You think owning a Honda is Un-American.

27.You know that UP is a place, not a direction.

28.You know it’s possible to live in a thumb.

29.You understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’

‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

‘Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, ‘Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Fifty years ago, that wasn’t an electric fence !!!’

This is why we use women for calenders.

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This is a little story that Brokenpole found, to explain the wall street bailout, enjoy

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the
villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy
monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to
their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys
became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch
it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy
on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the
villagers: “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has
already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns
from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for
700 billion dollars.
They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!

Now you have a better understanding of how the
WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN
WILL WORK !!!!

If you are like many. You are wondering
what the heck is TWITTER.

If you are like SOME, you have already
realized that Twitter has become one of
the most revolutionary communication tools
on the planet.

Heck, even the new President of the USA,
Barack Obama, uses Twitter. In fact, he
has more followers that ANYONE in the world.

Why is Twitter one of the most revolutionary
communications tools?

Well, imagine if you combined the following:

- Blogging (Twitter is actually Micro Blogging)
- SMS text messaging
- Instant Messaging
- Chat Rooms
- Communities Forums and Social Networks
- Personal Email
- Email Broadcasting
- Search
- Viral Marketing

What would you have?

You would have the most addicting, most
powerful, and most incredible communication
tool ever made.

TWITTER can be used as a marketing tool,
but beware. It is a relationship building
tool and the marketing is a NATURAL byproduct
of the relationship you make with people
as you build self and brand awareness.

It works with your Laptop or PC or MAC. It
works on your iPhone or cell phone.

There are dozens of “Apps” and websites
popping up that support it for sending
not just quick updates, but pictures
and even maps of where you are right now.

I would LOVE to tell you all the cool
“Apps” there is for Twitter, but for now
I just want to talk to you about twitter
and maybe a few “APPS” you should use.

First off let me get this point out.

YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND what the heck TWITTER
is until you

1 – Join
2 – Follow 10 people you like (you can search for people)
3- Make your first “Tweet”

I also HIGHLY recommend you install “Twhirl” (Google it)

Twhirl allows you to use Twitter more effectively,
sort of like a an Instant Messenger Client like
Yahoo Instant Messenger or AIM etc…

So what Tweets are good?

Anything really.

- What you are reading now.
- Ask a question
- Take a poll
- What you thought of a TV show you just watched
- When your new website is going to launch
- Ask what is a good name for your new book
- A picture of your cat
- Ask what are the top 10 MUST HAVE Twitter Apps.
- Reply to someone else’s tweet publicly or private to them.
- Retweet someone else’s tweet that you like.

YOU NAME IT…

It is my predication, as well as MANY, that Twitter
will become a MUST have tool for your business and life.

Start using it and start “tweeting” and watch how
people start to follow you.

Hint: reply to other peoples Tweets with interesting
stuff, and people will find you. Why, that person
will reply with YOUR name and many will see you.

Example if You reply to me. I may reply to you like

@johndoe, You really did not like that movie. I did.
But I will make sure to watch the Brad Pitt one as you
suggested.

*** So I will make a deal with you ***

Follow me and…

…I WILL FOLLOW YOU. FOR EVER

(As long as you do not spam or just
trash talk etc.. – Oh, and please
upload a photo or avatar and fill
out your profile. Trust me it helps.)

So if you want me to follow YOU as well,
just get started and follow me.

You can go to

http://twitter.com/baddogcrew